Yum! You must be very controlled, if those were at my house, they wouldn't have lasted long enough for firstly, the photo and secondly, a storage container!!!
Don't worry, a fair few of the mishapen muffins were scoffed as soon as they came out of the oven (for legitimite taste-testing purposes of course...), well before the container even made it out of the cupboard!
Phew - glad I'm not the only one!